Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Swipes Is Very Comfortable In The Spotlight!

Swoops newest companion, Swipes, seems very comfortable in the spotlight. It has been reported that Swipes has been attacking bystanders all morning. It is unclear if Swoops signaled for Swipes to come to his ledge to help manage the overwhelming media attention or if Swipes came of her own volition. Nonetheless, Swipes' attack numbers are strong. AB Chronicle staff is yet to determine if Swoops is indicating to Swipes which bystanders to hit or if Swipes is selecting targets on her own.

4 comments:

  1. The Mrs. and I just want our privacy. Damn paparazzi.

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  2. Walked by on my way to lunch and saw a rare triple hitter, also the Cal Trans crew has quickly figured out what the fuss is about. Add 5 more to the productivity challenged, more peripheral damage from the Swoops sensation.

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  3. My entire family follows Swoops every movie. We're constantly here, calling eachothers cellphones updating eachother on the newest Swoops hijinks.

    I don't know what we're going to do when the baby birds finally leave their nest...

    Maybe Swipes will stay long after?

    One can only wish.

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  4. I got pecked by him (the CNN clip and the girl running around the tree). What a great defender (at least 100 persons a day). He is the Father of the Year. Can you believe his wife and kids have been given names too? This is one of SF's greatest celebrity families ever!!!! Absolutely random and hilarious. Thanks San Francisco.

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